December 2011
1 post
Yesterday I got a virus on my computer. I not only managed to isolate the file and beweet it but also to fix the .exe registry that it broke with only a little help from the internet. This is probably not all that impressive but, as someone who rarely does computer things, I feel soo proud of myself right now.
Dec 14th
November 2011
3 posts
My next metal band will be called
“Harbringers of Security”
Nov 11th
Nothing says general well being lol smoking a cig while riding a bike.
Nov 11th
“My knife is a dragon penis covered in dinosaurs.”
– The description I just gave of the knife my friend gave me as a belated.birthday gift. If I had a camera on my phone I would show you guys.
Nov 5th
October 2011
18 posts
Oh, hello Snowtober
Oct 27th
Dear Internet,
hamletcan: This is absolutely hypnotic and I could watch it for hours.
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 24th
The waaaay behind-a-day... October... Thing
It was birthday weekend and now I’m into midterm essay writing 15) Hocus Pocus 16) The Halloween Tree (teehee Spock) 17) Casper Cos it is slightly depressing childrens movie night? I think I watched.some movie on tv the other day too.
Oct 22nd
Oct 22nd
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Oct 21st
1,763 notes
“Well… You know me. Always full of surprises… And liquor.”
– Me.
Oct 21st
I know I have good friends when they tell me that in a zombie apocalypse I am to shoot them when they turn and in any food shortage scenario I am allowed to eat them so long as they die of natural causes first.
Oct 21st
October movie-of-the-day
12) Carry 13) Dawn of the Dead- new 14) Dreamcatcher. The casting is so good (esp. Beaver and the guy from Justified) but they had to go and ruin the ending in the most illogical way possible.
Oct 15th
Oct 15th
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All I really want for my birthday is to be taken to the woods or somewhere else that I can scream my ducking head off.
Oct 12th
3 tags
Oct 11th
246 notes
October What-the-fuck-day-is-it?
The land of internet is hard sometimes. 7) Night of the Living Dead 8) Shaun of the Dead 9) Dance of the Dead (hilarious and almost well done but unfortunately brings us the horrifying, brain-damaging (SPOILERS AHEAD DON’T READ IF YOU CARE) making out with the girl you’ve wanted forever only to have her turn mid-makeouts, bite you and have it continue as passionate eating each others...
Oct 10th
October movie-a-day
Yesterday was Young Frankenstein Today will be Ghostbusters Also a correction: The MST3K was “Werewolf” not “Wolfman” Sorry, I suck.
Oct 6th
October movie-a-day 4
Wolfman (mst3k) I also watched Sukiyaki Western Django which is excellently ridiculous though not halloweeny if you haven’t seen it.
Oct 5th
October movie-a-day
The first three days are/were as follows: Resident Evil Resident Evil 2 Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Oct 3rd
Corrosive bat diarea is pretty much the worse...
Oct 3rd
September 2011
1 post
Tumblr is overwhelming when you haven't been on it...
Sep 30th
August 2011
3 posts
Aug 20th
17 notes
8 tags
Aug 20th
1,480 notes
“If, for example, you believed, as H.L. Mencken did, that anyone “who afflicts...”
– Robert Weible oh, hai thar Tumblr!…
Aug 20th
July 2011
6 posts
Jul 30th
58 notes
Slappy? →
Jul 30th
Jul 27th
7,264 notes
“*laughs hysterically* …sorry. Sometimes I remember that you’re not...”
– My mum after I referenced/quoted Hamlet in a phone conversation.
Jul 27th
There is TOO much entropy in the air molecules...
Jul 22nd
At work I imagine...
that I am a chimney sweep when I have to scrub the floors and that I am hunting whale when I use the squeegee to “harpoon” things that have fallen behind the dishwasher. Also… My dishwasher’s name is Fredigar Hobart.
Jul 21st
June 2011
15 posts
Jun 28th
Watching the Last Episode of the Last Season of...
is sad, sad, sad.
Jun 28th
Jun 28th
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Jun 17th
3,176 notes
Scientists afflict computers with schizophrenia to... →
grohac: Great idea or GREATEST idea?
Jun 13th
Jun 13th
Movies That Could Probably Make Me Cry On a Bad...
hamletcan: Land Before Time Homeward Bound Toy Story 3 Is it bad that all of these are childrens movies? Homeword Bouuuuund!!!!
Jun 13th
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Jun 10th
Jun 5th
Jun 5th
Jun 4th
Jun 4th
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Welp. Job Interview at 7:30 in the Morning...
And I’ve been belly dancing for nearly 2 hours. Time to stop looking at sexy dead men and go to sleep.
Jun 3rd
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
306 notes
“What’s that old saying? Applied physicists are from Venus, Theoretical...”
– Numb3rs
Jun 1st
May 2011
55 posts
May 25th
178 notes
May 25th
14 notes